Good Evening to you, or good morning, wherever you may be. Courtney here, or you can call me….Chauncey Bartholomew Billingsley III Jr. Esq. But you can call me Bart. (For clarification, Chauncey Bartholomew Billingsley III Jr. Esq. is a purely fictional character not representing anyone living, dead or in between planes, worlds or otherworldy places of origin. Not excluding zombies, mummies or other undead creatures, animals or human or a combination of all.) Is this clear?
Just so everybody knows, Courtney is my real name, and I’m a guy. It’s kind of a long story of how I was named Courtney or how it became a very popular girls name, but that’s for another time. The above paragraph was a joke. I just wanted to get your attention. So did I get everybody’s attention?
Yes…You in the back with your hand up? Yes, you may go to the bathroom. The hallpass is on the table…And remember to wash your hands after…I don’t want to be stuck at home for 6 weeks…oooohh!!! I know. I know. I just had to sneak a virus joke in there.
Anywhoos, this is my third month of me operating my website and I want to hear from you on how you like…or hate, my website. They told me not to expect too many sales during my first six months and you know what? They were right. I haven’t sold a thing yet.
They told me that I have to build my customer base by building trust and by listening to my customers. Blah, blah, blah they told me. I wasn’t sure what they were telling me. I wasn’t listening. (Please push button)
Did you get that? That made me raff…That made me raff alot….Hahahaha!!! If that didn’t get you smiling a little bit…that’s okay. I’ve got others.
If my writing style is familiar you might recognize my second site. Get ready for a shameless plug. It’s called Workout Goodies.com . Yup, that’s me as well. Check it out…if you dare…Muhahaha!
In closing, tell me what Bluetooth accessories would you want me to showcase. It can be an item or a brand, or do you trust me in picking more Bluetooth audio equipment. So, if you please, comment below if you want to be hard or I mean heard.
Oh, and by the way, Chauncey Billingsley III Jr. Esq. is my stage porn name. And this my anthem. Bow Chicka Wow Wow. (please push button)
So, there you have it. We learned somethings today. My real name is Courtney. I’m a guy and you learned of my stage porn name, Chauncey…Any questions? Mom…Mom…Sit down…Any other questions?
I have to get back to the institution now.
Chauncey Billingsley III Jr. Esq.
P.S. Bow Chicka Wow Wow is a good keyword…Go figure.