Bow Chicka Wow Wow | It’s Time for Another Update

Good Evening to you, or good morning, wherever you may be. Courtney here, or you can call me….Chauncey Bartholomew Billingsley III Jr. Esq. But you can call me Bart. (For clarification, Chauncey Bartholomew Billingsley III Jr. Esq. is a purely fictional character not representing anyone living, dead or in between planes, worlds or otherworldy places of origin. Not excluding zombies, mummies or other undead creatures, animals or human or a combination of all.) Is this clear?

Just so everybody knows, Courtney is my real name, and I’m a guy. It’s kind of a long story of how I was named Courtney or how it became a very popular girls name, but that’s for another time. The above paragraph was a joke. I just wanted to get your attention. So did I get everybody’s attention?

Yes…You in the back with your hand up? Yes, you may go to the bathroom. The hallpass is on the table…And remember to wash your hands after…I don’t want to be stuck at home for 6 weeks…oooohh!!! I know. I know. I just had to sneak a virus joke in there.

Anywhoos, this is my third month of me operating my website and I want to hear from you on how you like…or hate, my website. They told me not to expect too many sales during my first six months and you know what? They were right. I haven’t sold a thing yet.

They told me that I have to build my customer base by building trust and by listening to my customers. Blah, blah, blah they told me. I wasn’t sure what they were telling me. I wasn’t listening. (Please push button)

Did you get that? That made me raff…That made me raff alot….Hahahaha!!! If that didn’t get you smiling a little bit…that’s okay. I’ve got others.

If my writing style is familiar you might recognize my second site. Get ready for a shameless plug. It’s called Workout Goodies.com . Yup, that’s me as well. Check it out…if you dare…Muhahaha!

In closing, tell me what Bluetooth accessories would you want me to showcase. It can be an item or a brand, or do you trust me in picking more Bluetooth audio equipment. So, if you please, comment below if you want to be hard or I mean heard.

Oh, and by the way, Chauncey Billingsley III Jr. Esq. is my stage porn name. And this my anthem. Bow Chicka Wow Wow. (please push button)

So, there you have it. We learned somethings today. My real name is Courtney. I’m a guy and you learned of my stage porn name, Chauncey…Any questions? Mom…Mom…Sit down…Any other questions?

I have to get back to the institution now.

Regards,

Chauncey Billingsley III Jr. Esq.

or

Just, Courtney-

P.S. Bow Chicka Wow Wow is a good keyword…Go figure.

10 thoughts on “Bow Chicka Wow Wow | It’s Time for Another Update

  1. Courtney, this is the most refreshing article I have been reading in ages. Do not change a thing, I love your style. In terms of Bluetooth, if you are really interested, I would like a pair of cheap earphones that will kill all sounds around me, even if I am not listening to music. Yeah, you wanna know why? because I am locked up with an English teacher who works from home and if I have to listen to another pupil mispronouncing a simple word of English, I am afraid I’ll get their accent. Please, save me!

    1. Hi Purdey,
      Thank you for the great comment. It sounds like you need a pair of Active Noise Cancelling (ANC) headphones. I say headphones because these are usually over the ear and create a good ear seal so outside noise can be cutdown. And with ANC active you will experience even more silence. You can check out my website https://bluetooth-goodies.com. Even if you don’t find anything that you like use my links to look for other options. I hope I saved you:)

  2. Hi Chauncey Billingsley III Jr. Esq (AKA – Courtney),

    A very funny and interesting post and a good time to share in these difficult times.
    I’m so grateful that you have shared this information. Thank You for this awesome post!

    Keep up the great work 🙂

  3. OMG.  Such a refreshing article and something great to laugh about in these trying times. I have to wonder if we will all look back at these posts in 20 years and wonder what the heck “trying times” everyone was talking about? Or – will we still be locked up and wonder why people called them trying?  Who knows????  

    Anyway – your blog is so refreshing to read and laugh with. As for bluetooth – well, I am looking for a good headset that I can use in a car – with the window down, driving, without a mask on (ha ha ha) and that can block the sound of the wind blowing through the window.  The ones I have tried just don’t block enough noise to be even vaguely useful in a car. Oh – I want to be able to use it for talking as well as listening.  Any suggestions or ideas?

    1. Thank you Janice for the lovely comment. So you want a headset with ANC (Active Noise Cancellation) while in a car with the windows down. There are many that are on my website https://bluetooth-goodies.com…. problem is that rushing wind is something that even the best headphones cant totally cancel out. It will certainly reduce the sound of rushing wind but wont completely block it out.

      Just about every new Bluetooth headphone and will have the capability of pass through hearing. That’s the ability to shut off ANC so that you can have a conversation with people around. Many can do it by touching an earcup with a finger.

      I do have a question though. Why would you be wearing a mask? Halloween is months away….oh, you mean a surgical mask…sorry about that. 🙂

  4. thank you very much for creating your time to create this article on your new updates. bow chicka wow wow. like you will cal it. aithough i still do not understand what the means. i will appreciate it if you could make me to understand what that statement implies or mean. thank you very much

    1. it’s a sound effect used in porn movies. Push the red button so you can hear how it sounds like. It’s not dirty. I meant it to be funny.

  5. Courtney, I really enjoy this article, The entire article is so funny. I just didn’t want to miss a word. You achieve your goal. I take life to serious sometimes, it’s nice to realize I need to chill a little more. You made me see that. Thank you.
    What is Bow Chicka Wow Wow? very funny Courtney.

  6. Courtney, I really enjoy this article, The entire article is so funny. I just didn’t want to miss a word. You achieve your goal. I take life to serious sometimes, it’s nice to realize I need to chill a little more. You made me see that. Thank you.
    What is Bow Chicka Wow Wow? very funny Courtney.

    1. Thank you Marcia. Bow Chicka Wow Wow is kind of a universal soundtrack to a porn movie…I meant it to be funny. Sorry if you didn’t find so funny.

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